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Hullo friend I am David and I am a boy.
c:

me n my 'sprit

tula <3 tuna

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c:

sounds like a cat

(Source: afterstories)

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

tags:
#UHHH
#bad puns
#gdi
#perfect

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

crabsnacks:

doublethedavid:

sometimes i like wasabi and sometimes satan starts farting out my nasal passage

Bwahahaha!!! This is by far the most accurate description of eating wasabi ever. Hahahaha!!!

USUALLY WASABIT THAT COME WITH PREPACKAGED SUSHI ISN’T THIS BAD THOUGH

I LOVE SPICY FOODS AND WASABI IMO IS FUCKING GREAT AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPICY THINGS. BUT FOR SOME REASON, THIS WASABI TONIGHT WAS JUST LIKE. CONSTANT TERROR IN THE FORM OF NASAL SINGING. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

sometimes i like wasabi and sometimes satan starts farting out my nasal passage

tags:
#omfg

fullmetal-titan:

It’s so bare

darlingyoullbeoki:

Yoooo can someone help me find this Dave bc they were just fucking amazing

I did it! -yey-

the dave in this picture is @opticbiologist (not working cries) but yeeeah. c:

guiselore:

officialnashgrier:

I’m laughing so hard at how accurate this is

"I lost count shit!"

theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(Source: nellhorin)

churchsext:

list of states that im pretty sure do not exist: 

  • utah
  • arkansas
  • delaware
  • conneticut or wahtever
  • wyoming
  • new hampshire
  • new mexico
  • oklahoma
  • vermont
  • seriousl y what the hell

rivailleackerman:

Shingeki no TAROT
↳ The Major Arcana Tarot card meanings illustrate the structure of human consciousness and, as such, hold the keys to life lessons passed down through the ages. The imagery of the Major Arcana Tarot cards is filled with wisdom from multiple cultures and esoteric traditions, including the Egyptian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sufi, Hebrew and Christian religions.  Inspirations [x] [x]

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basICALLY ME LIKE WOW TUMBLR

i’m lITERALLY LIKE SO MAD I CANNOT HANDLE HORROR -AT ALL- AND I BLACKLIST LIKE EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT I CAN I DON’T NEED YOU SHOVING THAT IN MY FACE TUMBLR NO. NO THANK YOU. GO AWAY.

i hate everything omfg